It's a funny thing...

So, it just so happens that today on my way to work, I do not realize that my coffee cup has been leaking the whole way to work everytime I take a sip, so when I get to the traffic light right before work I realize....Oh, nice...not only do I have brown spots all over my WHITE shirt ranging in size, but I also have brown spots on my brand new shirt. WONDERFUL.

So then, I'm at work, and I'm drinking my carnation instant breakfast which happens to be chocolate flavored....and as I take a sip from the water bottle, the lovely brown liquid escapes the bottle before getting to my mouth and ends up near the crotch area in nice lovely spots.

Not only do I now have brown spots on my white shirt, but I have brown spots on my khaki pants...

How does that HAPPEN?