I carried a watermelon...

I had one of those moments today where I couldn't believe I said something to someone. It reminded me of Dirty Dancing where Baby helps carry the watermelon up to the "secret place" where only staff members were allowed to hang out. when Patrick Swayze asks what she was doing there, Baby blurts out..."I carried a watermelon".

So under her breath, she says "I carried a watermelon?" in disbelief that she actually said that.

So when a coworker said to me today, "You're leaving already" as i was walking out the side doors toting my bag, I responded with "No, but I just ran a little while ago and my clothes were wet, so I just changed".

My clothes were still wet??

Insert foot here.